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= Early Life =
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===Birth and Early life===
===Birth and Early life===
Kenneth was born on April 23, 1616 to a family of poor immigrant farmers in the outback of Steakhouse.
Kenneth was born on April 23, 1616 to a family of poor immigrant farmers in the outback of Steakhouse of Ireland. When he was only 4 years old, Kenneth managed to stow away on the Mayflower as it was stationed in London. Little is known about his experience aboard the ship on its journey across the Atlantic, or in the newly formed Plymouth Colony. Apart from a small signature smeared across the back of the Mayflower Compact there is little evidence to his presence in the colony after the first winter of 1620. A lack of records of his presence in documents of the time suggested that Kenneth had contracted tuberculosis and died on the Mayflower. He would not appear in history again until the January of 1633 where he had supposedly encountered Galileo Galilee during his quarantine in Tuscany en route to his conviction of heresy by Pope Urban VIII. It is unknown how Kenneth returned to the New World, nor how he survived the harsh winter of 1620 at such a young age. Historians believe he had made contact and was adopted by a collective of Native Americans and stowed away on a boat headed to Italy. He would appear again in 1648 as a delegate of interest in the Treaty of Westphalia, although the party of his allegiance is unknown.

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Kenneth Ashley Oglethrope-Jhawkre (English: /ˈkɛnɪθ ˈæʃli ˈəʊɡᵊlθɔːp hɔːk/) also known as K-pop, AshleyOMG1120, or simply Kenneth (23 April 1616 - ), is a level 19 Sorcerer of the Order of Knights of Judy, a Master within the Raleigh Clan of Vampires, a purveyor of fine cinema, and highly regarded as the most skilled Minecraft builder of all time.

Kenneth with a refreshing Sprite Cranberry

Early Life

Birth and Early life

Kenneth was born on April 23, 1616 to a family of poor immigrant farmers in the outback of Steakhouse of Ireland. When he was only 4 years old, Kenneth managed to stow away on the Mayflower as it was stationed in London. Little is known about his experience aboard the ship on its journey across the Atlantic, or in the newly formed Plymouth Colony. Apart from a small signature smeared across the back of the Mayflower Compact there is little evidence to his presence in the colony after the first winter of 1620. A lack of records of his presence in documents of the time suggested that Kenneth had contracted tuberculosis and died on the Mayflower. He would not appear in history again until the January of 1633 where he had supposedly encountered Galileo Galilee during his quarantine in Tuscany en route to his conviction of heresy by Pope Urban VIII. It is unknown how Kenneth returned to the New World, nor how he survived the harsh winter of 1620 at such a young age. Historians believe he had made contact and was adopted by a collective of Native Americans and stowed away on a boat headed to Italy. He would appear again in 1648 as a delegate of interest in the Treaty of Westphalia, although the party of his allegiance is unknown.