User:Professor Phatknuts

Born in the rural mountains of South America, Adrian P. Phatknuts live a sequestered life learning the ancient medicinal ways of the Incan people. His mentor and village herbalist name pending taught the Professor the delicate craft of growing healing remedies thought to expand the mind into unknown territories and connect with the cosmos. Today, the Professor continues his reclusive life living out his days on a large farm in the backwoods of the Rocky Mountains. Though sightings are rare, the locals love and respect the Professor occasionally leaving flowers outside his door. The smoke signals pulsating through the forest canopy lets the townspeople know the Professor is living well.